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1.) What is your name?
Kayla

-A beautiful female who is slightly goofy and really crazy in all areas of her life; never forgotten and always lovable.

The defition of Kayla has changed dramatically over time to rest at the above definition. The word "Kayla" is actually derived from a Greek mythology female deity who would prey on innocent men in the way of a dinner whore. The deity had one fatal weakness: a hysterical male deity by the name of Ross who only had to speak her name to suppress Kayla's alluring powers.

The girl I went out with last night was such a Kayla, but for some reason she hasn't called me back; I even paid for her dinner!

~ I know I‘m fabulous. It‘s a curse I just have to live with.

2.) What’s your age?
14

-The age of sexual consent in CANADA. When you turn 14 you can be fucked.

ME: Now that you're 14 we can FUCK!
HER: *SLAP*

~ When can I move to Canada

3.) One of your friends?
Taylor

-A decent looking girl who is always just one of the guys. Can be your best friend or your worst enemy. Sarcastic and funny yet could get annoying. Resembles a mermaid. Shows little emotion but is truly deep and emotional on the inside. Likes to chase the boys but rarely falls in love. Is quite easy to fall for.

Wow she is such a Taylor! I want her on top of me!

~ OMG. My best friend’s a whore!

4.) What should you be doing?
Reading

-The act of defiling one's eyes to malicous, or mind-boggoling content.

Did you see how red John's eyes were? He must have been reading.

~Stupid Book reports

5.) Favorite Color?
Purple
-excessive flirting

are you making purple with me?

~ I wanna make purple.

6.) Birthplace?
Danville

-A medium-sized rural city with more churches than Cows and a vast population of conservative bigots. A large Church to cow ratio is very unusual for those predominantly white, neo-conservative, evangelists cities that are still bent on converting their methodist in-laws to southern baptistry. This city of hopeless indivuduals has yet to realize that social conformity is needed ever so often in order to maintain fragile socio-economic conditions.

Oddly,Fred Phelps was not welcomed by Danville, but should have been. He would have scared off the last remnants of the cow population in order for more churches to be built on their pastures.

~ The cows gotta live somewhere!

7.) What month were you born?
August

-The idea of perfection. The 8th Month of the year in certain European and Asian cultures signifies greatness in achieving perfection, or something close to it.

You look August tonight my love!

~ Damn right I’m perfect.
8.) Last talked to?
Shivers; My cat. My parents always work.

-The definitive pet.
Cleans self. Knows how to catch it's food.
Probably gave humans the idea for a "vaccum." Is intelligent and curious.
Likes to lay around alot, sort of like a couch potato. That's cool though.

They are usually quiet and know where to use the bathroom, unlike dogs.

Cats rule, dogs drool. Remember that.

~ My cat’s a fighter. She’ll kick your pets ass.

9.) One of your nicknames?
Kla

-Kosovo Liberation Army (KLA) is a terrorist organization, created by the USA and Germany, trained by U.S. and British covert forces, installed in power in Kosovo as a proxy force for NATO

No example

~ How many times do I have to say it?! I’m not a terrorist!

10.) Last ex? Huh, I don’t have an ex…I’ll go with my current.
Kody

-Generally pretty hot. Always makes a good boyfriend, funny, has much integrity, intelligence and wit. Sometimes says weird, off-the-wall things. Big movie buff.

Jeez, Kody, why are you so cool?

~ Okay, the other definition was so freakin’ rude. He may be bi, but that’s no reason to attack him because of it. Stupid homophobes. *burn!*